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8-09-2004, 18:03
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|  Jantje vraagt aan zijn vader: "Pap, wat is nu het verschil tussen "in principe" en "in feite" ? Vader: "ga naar je moeder en vraag of ze voor 500.000 Euro met de buurman naar bed zou gaan...." Jantje steld deze vraag aan z'n moeder waarop moeder antwoord: "uhm, mja, ik zou dat wel doen ja..." Jantje tegen vader: "nou, mama zou het wel doen hoor !" Vader: "ga nu naar je zus en vraag hetzelfde". Jantje vraagt aan z'n zus: "zou jij voor 500.000 Euro met de buurman naar bed gaan ?" Zus: "maar natuurlijk, ik wel hoor !" Jantje tegen vader: "nou paps, je dochter zou het ook met de buurman doen hoor voor die 500.000 Euro....." Vader: "kijk Jantje, dit is het antwoord op jouw vraag: In principe zijn we miljonair, maar infeite wonen we hier met twee hoeren !" |
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8-09-2004, 21:40
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| Geregistreerd: 10 december 2003 Locatie: Eindhoven
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| Rofl, dies wel vetjes. hier komt er nog een: Things I hate 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their bum to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck yeah! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Dumbass, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice the did ya? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead? 10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots? 11. When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate. 12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need. 13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It's has to be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks........... Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McCock. 14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
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8-09-2004, 21:54
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8-09-2004, 22:26
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8-09-2004, 22:49
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