Het Grote IRC Quotes Topic

[Solomon]

ik zal aftrappen

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<orion`-`-> what the fuck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb

<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

[Sebas]

[ xxx ] I think I'm having some problems with my sexlife...
[ phunqe ] oh? :/
[ xxx ] Yeah, yesterday my girlfriend and I wanted to have sex, but I had a... hmm.. well you know.. problem..
[ phunqe ] Ah, no ping reply?

[Ouzooo!]

hahaha ze zijn goed, jammer dat ik er geen ken.. had alleen mezelf een keer kicked genoemd en mezelf gekicked wat resulteerde in

Kicked was kicked by Kicked (kicked)

[Solomon]

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

[Solomon]

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait

<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out

#2456 +(794)- [X]

<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
<matts> kritical: um no...
<kritical> matts: um yes
<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph

[ReDdEvIL]

Wahahhahaha, ik lig hier echt in een deuk, sommige zijn zo grappig, en sommige zijn zo d00000m, echt lachen

[tongue_of_colicab]

hahaha lol ik leg hier bijna huilend van het lachen voor me compu, en me ouders maar vreemd kijke van wtf is er?

[The_Resetter]

ROTFLMAOPIMP

[Ultima]

need more ! ach ik gooi er straks ook nog wel een paar bij :P

[-PartyBoy-]

zit hier in het computerlokaal op school, komt die leraar langs:
leraar: "wat is er?"
ik: "ow, nix, paar leuke quotes op het forum :P" (verw8 gezeik)
leraar: "laat eens lezen "
ik: "ga je gang"
leraar: "ik begrijp het niet, mensen die binairy begrijpen, en die het niet begijpen, dat zijn er toch maar 2? "

DOH >o

[-PartyBoy-]

zit hier in het computerlokaal @ school

leraar vroeg zich af wat er zo grappig was, ik uitleggen dat er wat lollige dingen op het forum stonden (verw8e van de pc afgeschopt te worden...)

gaat ze zitten lezen:

"he, maar, .... mensen die wel, en geen binairy begrijpen, dat zijn er toch ook maar 2 "

doh >o

ROFL

[Thadeez]

Deze vond ik op Bash.org :

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right



:P

[DjGeRo]

http://quotes.negotiator.nl/

[Ouzooo!]

hahahah die van thadeez is meesterlijk hahaaha

[the widow maker]

dat binaire gedoe werkt zo (voor de mensen die et niet vatten)

0
1
10
11
100
101
110
111
1000
1001

Daarbij is 0 0, 1 is 1, 00 is 2, 01 is 3 etc. De laatste rij doet altijd 01010, de rij daarop 00110011, de rij daarop 00001111 etc. and so on...